For the ones who feel like a loser in school
This is how you should dress on the first day of school; you should always look tanned or cover up your pale skin; these are the shoes you have to wear to look posh; wear “cool” clothes on dress-free days in order to fit in with the school fashion; every Monday morning tell your friends what you had been up to on Saturday night or make up something cool; spread rumors about popular kids, that way people will find you interesting; be around the popular kids, you’ll look popular as well; shorten your skirt, it looks as if you’re coming from Iraq; if you go to lunch in the cafeteria, you are a loser, if you eat from the canteen, then you’ll look greedy, basically do not eat anything; pretend that you’re listening to music with your huge glamorous, expensive headphones in the middle of the pyramid; hang out with your friends after you leave your bag in the service bus after school; get a Facebook to stalk popular kids or better, take photos every day and put them on your mobile uploads; always have manicured nails; go to detention if you want to skip class; if you take all of the science lessons, you’re a geek, if you don’t you are stupid; do not look excited when you talk with a popular kid; walk as if you’re on the runway when you’re on the hallways; choose a non-sense activity to socialize, do not choose math club of course; do not hang out with your parents when they come to school for a meeting; don’t waste any second of your break-time, try to blend in; everybody has a place to hang out in the pyramid during break, have you chosen yours?
